You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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