Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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