There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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