Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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