Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
