let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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