accomplished twins. life is a go
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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