just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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