she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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