But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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