Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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