Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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