what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
