This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
