Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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