my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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