dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
