and she was petting her beer can
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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