He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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