I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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