It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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