Me. At least after what I've been through.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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