he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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