is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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