My room smells like vodka and shame
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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