I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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