So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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