How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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