butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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