I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
