The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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