All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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