new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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