I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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