I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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