I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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