Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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