OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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