Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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