it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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