smell my finger.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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