So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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