I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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