Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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