Where did you get a picture of my penis
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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