How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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