Don't you send me to vm
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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