you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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