Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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