so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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