We're facebook friends in real life
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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