I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
What drink are we having for lunch?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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