Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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