On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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