everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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